last night after a discussion of bad fanfic terms for pubes, I recalled I have an anthology of Victorian pornography stories and I went through documenting all the slang terms for various body parts and acts. NSFW, obviously. Also: they really only used “forest” or “mossy covering” for pubic hair in the anthology but the ladies were invariably hairy as all get out, just pubes from navel to knee, essentially. Dirty gents.
masterpiece of nature
Sterek AU: Elementary
When Stiles Stilinski, an observational genius working as a consulting detective, gets out of rehab, his father hires a sober companion to help him stay clean. The task falls upon Derek Hale, M.D. and a former psychiatrist, who resigned from his position after a patient harassed him sexually and then tried to set his house on fire.
Stiles is rude and absent-minded and brilliant, leaves his dirty socks on the kitchen table and lacks some serious decency. Derek has a permanent frown that makes people feel like opening up; he hates his job but does it because of his overdosed sister and is so done with Stiles’ shit. Yet, when the six weeks of companionship is done and Stiles asks him to stay, he does.
In the meantime, they solve crimes.
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
i made a strange noise when i saw that gif
Mary Bowser, former slave of the Van Lew family, infiltrated the Confederacy by working as a servant in the household of Jefferson Davis. Bowser was assumed to be illiterate, and as a black woman was below suspicion. Practically invisible, she was able to listen to conversations between Confederate officials and read sensitive documents, gathering information that she handed over to the Union.
This needs to be a movie. Like, now.
I’d watch this movie.
How is this not a movie?
She is also the classiest lady. Look at that hat. Look at that dress.
Oh, wow. The usual version of wing tattoos where they’re folded up against the shoulder blades doesn’t appeal to me but these… oh yes.
GET ON MY BODY
still really love this.
do you mean like this
Where is the GIF from?
Xmen first class